Thursday, April 2, 2009

Thank You Mr. President, May I Please Have Some More?


This is not directed solely at Mr. Obama, but to everyone in Washington now or in history that worked to make government bigger. This is also dedicated to all individuals who think that the government should hold my hand through my life and make my decisions for me. This is for all the teachers, principals, and jackasses in city hall who claimed they knew what scientific theories and concepts were better for me than I did. This also goes out to all the police officers who decide what I should be able put in my own body. I would also like to dedicate this to the lawmakers who determined the point (to the day) that I was smart enough to decide who to share my body with. Finally, I would like to send this out to all who decided my personal views of the cosmos before I was about to understand science or philosophy.

SCREW YOU!!!